The fact is that the world seems to hate hot women.
And Lolo Jones, Des Moines, LSU, USA, is in the 99th percentile.
She also finished fourth in the hurdles in the Olympics, 1/100 of a second out of a bronze medal.
The hate has been brought on.
Sad.
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Wednesday, August 8, 2012
5003...Dean Del Mastro Bullet Dodger
Seems that way kids.
I haven't seen or read or heard a thing about the nefarious Tory MP in days or even weeks.
Thankfully I have my poster of El Roundo tacked above my bed to keep me company.
WFDS
I haven't seen or read or heard a thing about the nefarious Tory MP in days or even weeks.
Thankfully I have my poster of El Roundo tacked above my bed to keep me company.
WFDS
5002...Randy Travis Morphs Into George Jones
Last night the country star went for a drive in his 1998 Pontiac Trans Am. It did not go as planned.
The Dallas Morning News reports that Randy Travis, an allegedly over refreshed Randy Travis, got in a one car crash and then decided to, as you do, get naked and lie in the middle of the road.
When the cops showed up a naked Mr. Travis threatened to shoot them. That is a big no no.
Looking good Randy T, looking good.
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The Dallas Morning News reports that Randy Travis, an allegedly over refreshed Randy Travis, got in a one car crash and then decided to, as you do, get naked and lie in the middle of the road.
When the cops showed up a naked Mr. Travis threatened to shoot them. That is a big no no.
Looking good Randy T, looking good.
WFDS
5001...Rob Ford Hospitalzed
Hizzoner of Tronna, Rob Ford, has checked himself into hospital.
CBC reports that "A late-night statement from the mayor's office said Ford went to hospital on Tuesday evening 'after feeling unwell.' The mayor is in Humber River Regional Hospital."
Dude you are like six feet tall and weigh four hundred pounds. Your BMI has to be over 50. Five words to live by Mr. Ford: Step away from the buffet.
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CBC reports that "A late-night statement from the mayor's office said Ford went to hospital on Tuesday evening 'after feeling unwell.' The mayor is in Humber River Regional Hospital."
Dude you are like six feet tall and weigh four hundred pounds. Your BMI has to be over 50. Five words to live by Mr. Ford: Step away from the buffet.
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5000...Good, No Great News For Tim Hudak
WGR SportsRadio 550, the radio home of Buffalo Tim Hudak's fave hockey, Sabres and football, Bills, teams, offers great news for the man who would be Premier.
"US Senator Charles Schumer has called for a 2:15PM press conference today, at Ralph Wilson Stadium. A release from Schumer's office says he will 'launch his plan to keep the Bills in Buffalo for the long term'. Reports say the press conference has to do with negotiations on a new lease."
You may now exhale Mr. Hudak.
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"US Senator Charles Schumer has called for a 2:15PM press conference today, at Ralph Wilson Stadium. A release from Schumer's office says he will 'launch his plan to keep the Bills in Buffalo for the long term'. Reports say the press conference has to do with negotiations on a new lease."
You may now exhale Mr. Hudak.
WFDS
4999...Joan Rivers Handcuffs Herself To Costco
In a brilliant marketing ploy Joan Rivers took her Fashion Police crew to a Costco in Burbank, California where she proceeded to handcuff herself to a shopping cart and wouldn't leave til the coppers in that 'burb showed and told her to hit the road jack.
The Associated Press says the problem is Costco, at least this particular Costco, doesn't carry her new book "I Hate Everything...Starting With Me."
Something tells me that sales of the tome will jump a tad today; brilliant move Ms. Rivers.
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The Associated Press says the problem is Costco, at least this particular Costco, doesn't carry her new book "I Hate Everything...Starting With Me."
Something tells me that sales of the tome will jump a tad today; brilliant move Ms. Rivers.
WFDS
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
4998...Beach Volleyball Bums
John Bower tipped me through Facebook, by the way you may friend me if you want, dannyboy5770@hotmail.com, about the horror of those poor exploited beach volleyball players having their bums photoed and broadcast all over the TV.
The article from Metro.ny says that the over emphasis on the ladies posteriors is "...gross..."
What the sanctimonious twerp who wrote the piece, Nate Jones, left out of the discourse is the fact they, the beach volleyball players, male and female, seem to do all of their signalling using their asses as shields. This makes ass shots an essential part of following the game in the same way crotch shots of catchers in baseball are important. Don't see Mr. Jones vexed about that, do we?
Secondly the finals are tomorrow at 4, USA vs USA with the Bronze match between Brazil and China at 2. Personally I am hoping for Kerri Walsh and Misty May-Treanor coz Ms. Walsh is Irish and Ms. May-Treanor and I are FB friends.
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The article from Metro.ny says that the over emphasis on the ladies posteriors is "...gross..."
What the sanctimonious twerp who wrote the piece, Nate Jones, left out of the discourse is the fact they, the beach volleyball players, male and female, seem to do all of their signalling using their asses as shields. This makes ass shots an essential part of following the game in the same way crotch shots of catchers in baseball are important. Don't see Mr. Jones vexed about that, do we?
Two more things boss. First off do not, I repeat, do not watch football, especially the NFL. If there is a
more ass oriented sport than football, well, there ain't.
Secondly the finals are tomorrow at 4, USA vs USA with the Bronze match between Brazil and China at 2. Personally I am hoping for Kerri Walsh and Misty May-Treanor coz Ms. Walsh is Irish and Ms. May-Treanor and I are FB friends.
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