Thursday, April 8, 2010

2069...Tiger Is Back

At the Masters and at what he seems to excel at, committing adultery.

Tiger Woods didn't just seduce porn stars and party girls - he had a one night stand with a neighbor the National Enquirer reported on the eve of the Masters. They allege that Tiger had his way with 22-year-old Raychel Coudriet on a couch in his office, near a crib for one of his kids. And she said that he didn't wear a condom.

"I felt used and violated, like I meant nothing to him but a night of casual sex," Miss Coudriet said. "I just wanted to dig a big hole, crawl in and die."

The revolting revelation came a day before Woods is supposed to end his five month exile from professional golf and tee up at the Masters tournament in Augusta. The greatest golfer of our generation has admitted cheating on wife Elin Nordegren with a bevy of babes, but Miss Coudriet differs from the pack because she lives near the golfer's gated mansion outside Orlando and because Tiger has known her since she was 14.

You may scoff at the source but bear in mind that it was the National Enquirer which stripped the family man facade off Mr. Woods five months ago with a report that he betrayed his wife by bedding New York party princess Rachel Uchitel.

WFDS

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