Take this one on page 5 of this morning's Ottawa Sun.
She tells the story of Paul Ross Anderson, a 48 year old Ottawa man who, in a drunken stupor, felt the need for a bottle of pickles but did not feel the need to pay for them so he stuck them down his pants at the Metro on Rideau Street in Ottawa September 23rd of this year.
He was sooooooooooooooooo drunk that he had to ask his lawyer what he was accused of stealing.
Pleading guilty yesterday, Mr. Anderson was given 46 days to think about his malfeasance.
WFDS
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