Sunday, September 20, 2009

887...Things That Are Not Candy

1. Cocaine.

The Newark Star-Ledger, the paper of record in the Garden City of the Garden State, reports that Shaheed Wright was worried that the police were closing in on his cocaine dealing business so he stashed the rocks in his four year old's jacket, telling junior that the powder was candy.

The curious little boy brought the candy to his Newark daycare and passed out to his friends, one of whom, a little girl ate it. She, along with Mr. Wright's son and two other toddlers suspected of eating cocaine were rushed to Beth Israel Medical Center in Newark where they were found to be a-ok.

A freaked out and apologetic Mr. Wright is accused of endangering the welfare of a child, possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute and other charges, including employing a juvenile in a narcotics scheme. He is being held on 400,000$ bail which, for a man from the projects, may as well be 400,000,000,000,000,000,000$ bail.

WFDS

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