1804...Leaving On A Jet Plane

Times be tough for Helena Guergis, the junior cabinet minister for something
or other in Stephen Harper, he is the Prime Minister, in Stephen Harper's
cabinet.

First off her anti mary jane crusading husband and former, as in not anymore,
MP, Rahim Jaffer, who, in a reverse Machiavelli, figured out how to lose,
as a Conservative,in Alberta, is going
to court for possession of cocaine and allegedly
being drunk while driving.  At least he wasn't smoking pot, eh?

Now this.

On her f'ing birthday Minister Guergis showed up a wee bit late for her flight
from Charlottetown to Montreal, well, actually she showed up about ten minutes
before take off; Air Canada likes you in the house 120 minutes before.  But, she
is a minister, er, Minister, eh? and they, the workies at the airport in the PEI
capital had the audacity to ask her to take off her shoes.

The gall.

And go thru the screening thingy.

OMG.

It is widely reported that she took a royal sh*t fit.

Jane Taber in the Globe and Mail, this morning's edition, wrote that
"One anonymous source says that she spoke disparagingly of the island,
fearing that she was going to miss the flight."

Busted, the Minister apologized yesterday, telling all how much she loves
PEI and the people there and a whole pile of other crap.

WFDS