No, it is in Switzerland where, apparently, the hos be smarter.
Corriere della Sera, the Italian daily, reports that there are thirty eight ho houses in the Lugano district, near Italy, catering to the elderly and horny Italian men who sometimes pop their clogs while getting serviced. Therefore "Brothel owners in the Lugano area say electric shock treatment to restart customer's hearts is needed because so many elderly customers are using their services."
"Local health experts are said to have backed the plans to stock defibrillators in sex clubs and brothels. Defibrillators work by delivering a controlled electric shock to the heart to restore a normal heartbeat, after it has stopped. According to the British Heart Foundation: 'Modern defibrillators are becoming increasingly quick and easy for the lay person to use, which can mean the difference between life and death'."
If they passed them out the girls in Hintonburg and Vanier they, the Hintonburg-Vanier hookers, would probably try to eat them.
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