1658...Hockey And Porn

I am, as usual, a day late.

This is off the Phoenix Craigslist:

Hi I am THE Katie Michaels as seen in Hustler's barely Legal 100 and other fine
adult films.

I recently attended a Cardinals playoff game with a happy football
fan and now you have the chance to take me to see the Rangers Saturday night to
play against our Phoenix Coyotes.

Yes it stinks that Carcillo got traded but
look at how good we are doing without Gretzky behind the bench!

Anyways, if you
would like to see the game with me I have two lower level seats (one for me one
for you) and for $500 we will both go and have a great time.

Check me out on http://www.katiemichaels.net/ and hit me up with your phone number by replying to this posting so that I can make the necessary arrangements.

First fan gets to have me and since there is only one of me don't wait

.

Beauty, eh?

And Miss Michaels takes a nice shot at Wayne Gretzky; spoken like a true fan.

WFDS