Wait, did I buy seven boxes of "Little Debbie Oatmeal Cookies" or did I buy five boxes?
I think it was seven. Yeah, that's right, seven.
Where are the other two?
These are the words that bounced around the brain of Gene Edward Chambers of St. Lucie, Florida last night.
A man of action, Mr. Chambers concluded that his next door neighbours had stolen two boxes of his cookies so he did what any man of limited sanity would do. He attacked their front door with a garden hoe.
TCPalm.com tells all that the local gendarmes were alerted; they searched Mr. Chambers home and found a Wal-Mart receipt for five boxes of "Little Debbie Oatmeal Cookies". Five, not seven, five as in one-two-three-four and five.
Oooooops.
WFDS
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