The Times of Johannesburg reported Friday that Gusti Ngurah Alit says that the reason he was banging a cow a week ago Sunday is coz the cow seduced him.
It's the big eyes I suppose.
Mr. Alit said he didn't see a cow; he saw a beautiful young woman.
May be this happened in Vanier?
I digress.
Mr. Alit's village chief gave the owner of the cow 562 dollars.
Then they did a cleansing ritual on Mr. Alit and drowned the cow in the sea.
Poor Bessie.
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Too bad, so sad.
ReplyDeleteJust as I get to the point where I find your blogposts informative, provocatively witty and relevant, Danielle, you go say something stupid like the above.
Perhaps your physician should reduce your daily dosage of Ritalin?
Only mediocre people are inconsistent sir.
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