Tuesday, June 15, 2010

2492...Joe Paopao Kills Another Football Team

I believe the number is four now.

Plus an entire league.

The losingist coach in the history of pro football, Joe Paopao is now weaving his magic at the collegiate level.

Let me explain the parameters of being a super loser first. Anyone on the planet can suck as a coach for a game or a season or two. What makes Joe Paopao an exceptional loser is that he has been, both as a player and a coach, in a league with eight teams, unable to win a championship.

And only close once.

He has closed the Ottawa Rough Riders, the Ottawa Renegades and the San Francisco Demons of the XFL. Plus he closed the XFL.

Now he has weaved his magic at Waterloo. CFRA reports that "One of Canada’s university football programs has been pulled off the field for the upcoming season.
The University of Waterloo has suspended its football program for a year in the wake of what’s being called the “most significant” steroids scandal in Canadian university sports history. The doping revelations stem from the spring arrest of Warriors receiver Nathan Zettler for possession and trafficking of anabolic steroids. The Canadian Centre for Ethics in Sport received nine potential anti-doping infractions from the 62 urine samples collected from the entire team."

By the way they weren't taking the kind of steroids that make one a good football player: the team went 3 and 5.

WFDS

6 comments:

  1. I gave U Waterloo credit for stepping up and testing across the board. Shame they suspended the program because results would be the same across CIS NCAA NHL etc. 9 out of 65 at time of test, you could at least double that for the amount who have used at some point. Test any metropolitan police force and you would get a real shock! Again credit Waterloo for opening the discussion. I would congratulate the first university to follow the example and announce across the board tests immediately.

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  2. If there is anything more aggravating than ignorant individuals posting opinionated blogs about subjects they know nothing about, it must be those same idiots' refusal to properly research the facts they present in their blogs. Paopao won the 2000 Grey Cup as the offensive coordinator of the B.C. Lions, and reached the championship game in the same capacity with the XFL San Francisco Demons the following season. A piece of friendly advice--basic research skills are good tools to take into any writing venture.

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  3. Learn to research properly you scum. This article is clearly invalid, as the core statistics are not even right. Can't fail any harder than that. You're a fucking joke.

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  4. the gentleperson who stated the above comments, I respect. The person who wrote this bullshit about Joe is a moron. Look into the lives of the people he affected in a posotive way along the ride.Along with being the throwin samoin and like my friend said, winning a grey cup as a coach! Dont be so guttless loser. You sound like a kicker he cut one day. Go find yourself some personal accomplishment so you have something to brag about rather than pick at someone with theyre own real accomplishments or go back to your warehouse job!

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  5. Maybe you should reconsider signing your name, since you have no real idea of what you are talking about. I would be embarrassed to have my name associated with this site in any way. Also, you should probably think of dropping the "World Famous" title, since your name doesn't even appear on Wikipedia. Just a suggestion.

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