Thursday, June 11, 2009

258...Hotties In The News, I = Jessica Alba

So, Jessica, how was your trip to Oklahoma City? Do anything fun? Different? Dumb?

The answer, apparently is yes, yes and yes.

I ventured onto the news site http://newsok.com/ and who pops up? Jessica Alba! She is in OKC to film a film, The Killer Inside Me, and in her off time she is doing a little vandalism/activism.

Last week, Jessica Alba plastered posters of a great white shark across different spots in downtown Oklahoma City. She did it all to bring awareness to the dwindling great white shark population. Which must be especially small in a non existent way in landlocked Oklahoma.

She made a key error when she let an online shark conservation blog post photos of her Albaness gluing a great white shark poster to an underpass, which is railroad property, and another photo of her posing in front of a shark poster that was placed on a United Way billboard. A bit of posturing is happening as I write this and the OKC Police are considering laying felony charges against Miss Alba. They won't, under the Very Important Person's Act, celebrities in celebrity free cities are given a pass on stupid stuff, but they are considering laying charges. Strongly considering laying charges. Charges that they, of course, won't lay. In a calmer voice, OKC United Way officials said it would cost $235 to put up a new shark-free billboard, but they said Alba’s attorney gave them the impression she would be making a donation to the local charity. For $236. And then it will all go away.

WFDS

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