253...June Is The Month Of Weddings/I Need A Job

First it was the compact car then it was karaoke now this innovation comes from the Land of the Rising Sun.

Yoko Kubota, Reuters Tokyo writes in today's Ottawa Citizen that, like here, it is wedding season in Japan, but instead of opting for a small event in tough times, big weddings are in vogue and that couples with small families and limited amounts of friends and coworkers can rent fake family, friends and colleagues to plump up the guest list.

This is where I come in.

If you are getting married, and are having a hard time filling up your side of the church, please contact me, The World Famous Dan Shields. For a fee I will help fill up your side of the church, eat your food, drink your drink and tell embellished stories about your youth. And I can bring a crew with me. Multi or mono ethnic.

You know how to get a hold of me.

WFDS