Dog TV. These have to be the end days.
Cut and paste from TVbythenumbers.com:
DirectTV is launching a channel for dogs. No, not a channel about dogs. Canines are the target audience. According to Variety, Dog TV 's programming will feature, "programming comprises 3- to 6-minute video clips in three categories: relaxation, stimulation and 'exposure,' which center on segments designed to habituate dogs to domestic stimuli."Shoot me now.
PTV media, the company behind Dog TV claims, "“The dog-approved programming content was created to entertain, relax and stimulate stay-at-home dogs, so owners don’t come home to ripped-up couches, shredded magazines or a favorite pair of heels chewed to bits."
DogTV launches August 1. It will be free for two weeks, then cost $4.99 a month.
WFDS
The dumbing down of western culture, down to its lowest common denominator. It's aimed at a target audience who wishes to share their TV viewing experience with their pets.
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