Friday, November 26, 2010

3140...Dick Cheney Nails Barack Obama

Right in the kisser.

For twelve stiches.

At least that who was my first suspect when I read in the Wall Street Journal that the President had got whacked in the face playing hoop with his boyz.

Turned out that the offender was Rey Decerega, director of programs for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute. "I learned today the president is both a tough competitor and a good sport," Mr. Decerega said in a statement released by the White House. "I enjoyed playing basketball with him this morning. I'm sure he'll be back out on the court again soon."

In a related story, Mr. Decerega has been named the first ambassador to Antartica.

WFDS

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