Stupid criminals are everywhere including in your capital.
Armed robbery should be fairly easy, right?
But...let's review: Step 1 - Rob store. Step 2 - Make your cunning escape. Step 3 - Don't do anything stupid like trip and stab yourself with your own knife.
Step 3 is critical and was not followed on Monday when, CBC Ottawa reports, "A man is in critical condition in hospital after injuring himself with his own knife when he tripped and fell after allegedly robbing a store in Ottawa's south end Monday, police said. Police said they were notified about the robbery on Tapiola Crescent at 9:13 a.m. They got a second call about what was called a stabbing short time later."
The Ottawa Sun reports he hurt himself bad, bad enough that he is in critical condition at one of the local hospitals.
Police did not release our hero's name by the way; at least one thing went right for him.
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