Saturday, August 28, 2010

2802...Bank Robbery 101

I just think that if you are going to do something, do it right.

And it strikes me that bank robbers are phenomenal at doing it wrong.

Case in point: my morning Ottawa Sun has the story of the the older fellow in Peterborough, Ontario, who knocked off a TD bank and took off in a cab.

That's error number one. If you are robbing a bank, steal a car.

While the coppers were at the bank our hero stopped at a nearby Coffee Time.

That's error number two. The cab was your getaway car not your hang around car.

Oy vey.

This is a tremendous opportunity for the community college, junior college or CEGEP in your part of the world to step up to the plate and add this profession to their list of trades.

WFDS

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