Tuesday, August 25, 2009

732...I Am The Chief Of The CIA

But Scott Gibson is not my deputy chief.

According to cops in Mount Carmel, Tennessee, Mr. Gibson said that he did not have to pay a 75 dollar speeding ticket because he was the deputy chief of the Central Intelligence Agency.

As FOXNews reports, that ploy did not work. My deputy or not, you gots to pay the fine.

Secondly, impersonating the number two guy in the CIA attracts attention, something real CIA agents don't like to do and also attracts criminal charges. Mr. Gibson has never worked for the federal agency and therefore was arrested for criminal impersonation and federal charges are also pending.

I think he should have paid the fine, eh?

WFDS

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