Mr. Burress is the former New York Giant star, see Post 706, who saw his NFL career implode as a gun he was carrying in his waist band exploded firing a bullet into his thigh and landing his ass in prison for long enough to 86 17's career.
Apparently he was a role model for 15 year old Brooklyn boy Khamir Grant who one upped his hero. The New York Post reports that Mr. Grant shot himself in the penis Sunday morning around 1:30.
You read right.
Bullet meet penis; penis meet bullet.
The future rocket scientist was walking home in the middle of the night when his gun started to slip and he accidentally fired it propelling a bullet through his penis.
After being treated in hospital our little genius followed in the footsteps of the Super Bowl hero by being charged with reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon.
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
706...Shoot Yourself In The Thigh And Go To Jail
If you roll like Plaxico Burress that is what is going to go down.
Everyone is reporting that the former New York Giant wideout pleaded guilty Thursday to a weapons charge and agreed to a two-year prison term for accidentally shooting himself at a Manhattan nightclub. You read right, Mr. Science shot himself, his own damn self, in the thigh earlier this year.
He is 31 and hopes to renew his NFL career when he gets out of jail in what will probably be 20 months.
Andy Reid, what do you and the Iggles have to say about that?
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Everyone is reporting that the former New York Giant wideout pleaded guilty Thursday to a weapons charge and agreed to a two-year prison term for accidentally shooting himself at a Manhattan nightclub. You read right, Mr. Science shot himself, his own damn self, in the thigh earlier this year.
He is 31 and hopes to renew his NFL career when he gets out of jail in what will probably be 20 months.
Andy Reid, what do you and the Iggles have to say about that?
WFDS
Monday, August 17, 2009
679...O. J. Simpson, Kathy Gifford, Frank Gifford
Belated happy birthday wishes to Kathy Lee Gifford and her husband, former USC football star, New York Giants football star and long time ABC sports announcer, primarily on NFL Monday Night Football.
Yesterday was the big day at the Gifford household. Both sides of the bed had a birthday. 56 for her and 79 for him.
Their birthday reminded me of a joke that was making the rounds during O. J. Simpson's trial for allegedly killing his wife, a charge that most of you are aware of, he was acquitted of by a jury of his peers.
The joke was: "If an NFL Hall of Fame running back had to mercilessly stab his wife to death, why couldn't it have been Frank Gifford?"
During the same time as Mr. Simpson was dominating the news Mrs. Gifford was all over the TV, primarily as the co host of the morning talkshow Regis and Kathy Lee with Regis Philbin. Hence the joke.
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Yesterday was the big day at the Gifford household. Both sides of the bed had a birthday. 56 for her and 79 for him.
Their birthday reminded me of a joke that was making the rounds during O. J. Simpson's trial for allegedly killing his wife, a charge that most of you are aware of, he was acquitted of by a jury of his peers.
The joke was: "If an NFL Hall of Fame running back had to mercilessly stab his wife to death, why couldn't it have been Frank Gifford?"
During the same time as Mr. Simpson was dominating the news Mrs. Gifford was all over the TV, primarily as the co host of the morning talkshow Regis and Kathy Lee with Regis Philbin. Hence the joke.
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