Showing posts with label Super Bowl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Super Bowl. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

807...PlaxicoBurressShould NotBeYourRoleModel

Mr. Burress is the former New York Giant star, see Post 706, who saw his NFL career implode as a gun he was carrying in his waist band exploded firing a bullet into his thigh and landing his ass in prison for long enough to 86 17's career.

Apparently he was a role model for 15 year old Brooklyn boy Khamir Grant who one upped his hero. The New York Post reports that Mr. Grant shot himself in the penis Sunday morning around 1:30.

You read right.

Bullet meet penis; penis meet bullet.

The future rocket scientist was walking home in the middle of the night when his gun started to slip and he accidentally fired it propelling a bullet through his penis.

After being treated in hospital our little genius followed in the footsteps of the Super Bowl hero by being charged with reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon.

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Friday, August 14, 2009

672...Michael Vick Is Going To Fly As An Eagle

As reported in every sports section and on every sports show in the world of NAFTA dog lover Michael Vick signed a deal with the Philadelphia Eagles that will pay him a bit less than 10 million if he completes the contract.

None of the monies are guaranteed but it is a nice spot for Mr. Vick, who is coming off a multi year lay off that included jail time for being a real nasty boy. He will back up Donovan McNabb, who has led the Eagles to a zillion NFC Championship games and one Super Bowl during his time in the City of Brotherly Love.

As of noon today, Friday August 14th, reader feedback in the Philly paper of record, the Philadelphia Inquirer, is running about 47 per cent in favour of the move and 53 against.

Look, the man totally f'd up, did his time, let's move on.

Glass houses people, glass houses.

WFDS

Saturday, July 4, 2009

441...Air McNair, Grounded

Permanently.

I first saw this on ESPN.com but it is everywhere as I write this.

Steve McNair, the thirteen year NFL veteran, the second Black man to start at quarterback in a Superbowl, was murdered late last night/early this morning in Nashville, Tennessee. He was found with a single gunshot wound to the head at the apartment of his girlfriend in downtown Nashville. She also perished.

Mr. McNair, who played the bulk of his career in Nashville with the Tennessee Titans, was only 36 years old when he passed.

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