532...Because Half Of Us Have Them

Penis news is always of interest.

The Lancet, a British medical journal, reports that a Ugandan study has discovered that if you circumcise a dude with HIV and he doesn't wear a condom he still spreads the disease.

I wonder if they, the Ugandans who did this ground breaking study of obviousisity, colluded with the crack team of researchers at San Diego University, Post 491, who discovered that if you have unprotected sex with drug addicted prostitutes you may catch something something deadly deadly.

Both studies also revealed that their research has shown that the sky is blue, the sun is hot and water is wet.

WFDS

P.S. Note to

502...Apparently Vanier Is A Voisinage

I seem to have touched a wee nerve with post 499 which was about a wedding that turned out badly in the United Kingdom. I believe I called it a very Vanier wedding.

deBeauxOs said... Your uncritical fawning over Mayor O'Brien is mildly irritating but this unwarranted dig at Vanier (a voisinage of Ottawa) ... remind me what it is you think about yourself as being progressive?

For those of you who do not know Vanier, a voisinage in Ottawa [voisinage is the uppity way of saying quartier which is the french way of saying neighbourhood which is the white way of saying 'hood], is a colourful voisinage/quartier/neighbourhood/'hood just east of the Rideau River in Ottawa.

It has a lovely strip club, The Playmate, a number of by the hour motels [I believe the Concorde Motel, 333 Montreal is the jewel in that realm, n'est pas?], the hookers and johns to support such, a thriving crack cocaine industry and many pawn shops. Plus a crime rate that exceeds that of the rest of our bucolic capital.

Nonetheless, I am sure Mr. deBeauxOs sees things differently than I do and I apologize for upseting his progressive applecart.

I will try to subscribe to group think in the future and I thank you for pointing out my foibles.

WFDS

As for fawning over Mayor O'Brien, no, not to challenge your literacy skills and reading comprehension but I don't believe I have done that, sir, all I have said is that he is going to get acquitted.

WFDS

499...And You Thought Your Saturday Sucked

It was a very Vanier wedding.

Justin Penrose in theMirror.co.uk reports that there was a wedding that wasn't in Great Billing, Northants, United Kingdom.

It were cancelled after police arrested the bride, groom, best man and a witness. Acting on a tip-off from the United Kingdom Border Agency, party poopers the UKBA is, they seized the wedding party just minutes before the ceremony.

The groom was a legal entrant from Portugal but the pregnant Nigerian bride, the best man and witness had all entered the country illegally. When the party arrived at the church they found it locked and the vicar missing.

Po po swept in and all four were arrested on suspicion of facilitating a sham marriage.

And you thought your Saturday was bad.

WFDS

491...Does This Include Vanier Crack Hos Too?

Lab Places, which bills its self as Science News From The Source, runs with an article on its website today that reports that a San Diego University study has shown that if you have sex with HIV affected drug addicted prostitutes in Tijuana, Mexico you may get sick.

In other words, pointy headed men and women in lab coats took grant money and did research that revealed that women who have dozens of sex partners a day while high on meth, alcohol, crack, photo copier fluid, gasoline fumes etc. tend to be extra skanky.

They advise if you are going to be with women of that calibre you may want to wear a condom.

Latex gloves.

Goggles.

A rain hat.

Dental dam.

Presumably this applies in Vanier too.

The study also revealed that the sky is blue, the sun is hot and water is wet.

WFDS