The fake dead girlie is going to follow you til the end.
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Thursday, January 31, 2013
5575...Justin Trudeau At Fox And Feather 2Nite
That is what my friend Dan Stringer tells me.
The Fox and Feather is on Elgin Street in Ottawa, about a klick from the Hill.
The one who would be will be there from 7 to 9 this evening.
By the way The Fox and Feather is the bar that made the news last summer just before Canada Day when the world was leaked that none of the staff would be allowed to display any form of patriotism such as flag shirts, temporary maple leaf tats or the like on the big day. The bar of course was thrilled to take Canadian money and may have even jacked up their prices on the big day.
Another wise choice JT.
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The Fox and Feather is on Elgin Street in Ottawa, about a klick from the Hill.
The one who would be will be there from 7 to 9 this evening.
By the way The Fox and Feather is the bar that made the news last summer just before Canada Day when the world was leaked that none of the staff would be allowed to display any form of patriotism such as flag shirts, temporary maple leaf tats or the like on the big day. The bar of course was thrilled to take Canadian money and may have even jacked up their prices on the big day.
Another wise choice JT.
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5574...The Super Bowl Is Sunday
Like you didn't know that.
I don't know whom you will be cheering for but a break down of likes on Facebook done by Sean Taylor of their data department shows that Americans like this way:
I don't know whom you will be cheering for but a break down of likes on Facebook done by Sean Taylor of their data department shows that Americans like this way:
5573...Thoughts On Katherine Wynne
I am elated that my party picked Katherine Wynne as our new leader and the new Premier of Ontario. As an aside I would have been thrilled no matter who they picked; the slate of candidates was that awesome.
Speaking of awesome, Dalton McGuinty did an awesome job guiding the most important province in Canada through difficult times. The wheels kinda fell off in the last six months or so but, let's face it, he is no Tim Hudak and for that we can all be greatful.
In my opinion the new Premier does have a lot of challenges and the biggest of them all is to separate herself from the trainwreck that was the end game for Mr. McGuinty.
What she is going, in my view, to do is push the party leftward, make it more progressive which will isolate Mr. Hudak and his poverty and immigrant hating Progressive [lol] Conservatives and neutralize the NDP.
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Speaking of awesome, Dalton McGuinty did an awesome job guiding the most important province in Canada through difficult times. The wheels kinda fell off in the last six months or so but, let's face it, he is no Tim Hudak and for that we can all be greatful.
In my opinion the new Premier does have a lot of challenges and the biggest of them all is to separate herself from the trainwreck that was the end game for Mr. McGuinty.
What she is going, in my view, to do is push the party leftward, make it more progressive which will isolate Mr. Hudak and his poverty and immigrant hating Progressive [lol] Conservatives and neutralize the NDP.
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Tuesday, January 29, 2013
5572...Jim Flaherty Will Never Retire From Politics
This was in the Huffington Post this morning in a piece about succeeding Prime Minister Stephen Harper:
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Finance Minister Jim Flaherty would seem to be a top contender, but he has repeatedly said he will leave politics as soon as Canada returns to balanced budgets.Tories no so very good at balancing budgets; buy don't rent Mr. Flaherty.
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5571...Stephen Harper Is Number One
On The Hill Times List of Ottawa's top 101 most powerful.
Not one chick in the top ten which is out of step with the rest of the country. You of course are aware that our four biggest and most powerful provinces have women leaders but that just hasn't happened in Ottawa.
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Not one chick in the top ten which is out of step with the rest of the country. You of course are aware that our four biggest and most powerful provinces have women leaders but that just hasn't happened in Ottawa.
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Monday, January 28, 2013
5570...NDP Wants To Make Separation Easier
Judy Sgro, a Liberal MP and a proud proponent of a united Canada, you know like in the song, From Sea To Shining Sea, tipped me off about this Reuters story.
One day back at the office and Thomas Mulcair and his crew have intro'd a bill that "...would allow Quebec to leave Canada if there were a simple majority vote on a clear question - 50 percent plus one vote, offering clues to NDP policy on the matter if it wins the 2015 election."
We already have this thing called The Clarity Act and the fellow who wrote it, Stephane Dion points out that "...the NDP was in the absurd position of requiring a two-thirds majority to amend the party's constitution but a bare majority to break up Canada."
This shows that to Equipe Thomas Mulcair the party supersedes the nation.
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One day back at the office and Thomas Mulcair and his crew have intro'd a bill that "...would allow Quebec to leave Canada if there were a simple majority vote on a clear question - 50 percent plus one vote, offering clues to NDP policy on the matter if it wins the 2015 election."
We already have this thing called The Clarity Act and the fellow who wrote it, Stephane Dion points out that "...the NDP was in the absurd position of requiring a two-thirds majority to amend the party's constitution but a bare majority to break up Canada."
This shows that to Equipe Thomas Mulcair the party supersedes the nation.
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5569...World Famous And Fired
Airchecker Canada breaks the story that the Ozzie radio hosts who pulled the royal baby prank recently, one pretending to be the Queen, the other Prince Charles, have been fired.
The duo, Michael Christian and Mel Greig have been fired by Southern Cross Austero.
They are being fired coz they were too good at their job and too World Famous.
Crazy, eh?
I have been in that movie myself. They hire you to be popular but when you get popular they gas you.
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The duo, Michael Christian and Mel Greig have been fired by Southern Cross Austero.
They are being fired coz they were too good at their job and too World Famous.
Crazy, eh?
I have been in that movie myself. They hire you to be popular but when you get popular they gas you.
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5568...Wynne Is A
Bonus for Canada's most important province.
We all know that Tim Hudak's gang are chomping at the bit to get in power and totally destroy the good work of the Liberal Party of Ontario.
Presumably Andrea Horvath, the leader of the Dippers, is a little more sane.
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We all know that Tim Hudak's gang are chomping at the bit to get in power and totally destroy the good work of the Liberal Party of Ontario.
Presumably Andrea Horvath, the leader of the Dippers, is a little more sane.
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Sunday, January 27, 2013
5567...Superbowl Tip For Canuckistanians
CBSSPORTS.COM/SUPERBOWL
CBS is promoting this heavily on live braodcasts and specifically mention Canadian viewers who want to see both the game and great [or at least varied] commercials.
The problem with watching the Superbowl on Canadian TV,it is CTV this time out, is that they run the same commercials over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Honestly the first time I saw the woman in the meat market buying a VW Jetta off the wall I was amused. I have now probably seen the ad in the neighbourhood of a hundred times during the playoffs and, frankly, the cleverness of the spot has faded. Ditto a half dozen other spots that run ad nauseum.
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CBS is promoting this heavily on live braodcasts and specifically mention Canadian viewers who want to see both the game and great [or at least varied] commercials.
The problem with watching the Superbowl on Canadian TV,it is CTV this time out, is that they run the same commercials over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Honestly the first time I saw the woman in the meat market buying a VW Jetta off the wall I was amused. I have now probably seen the ad in the neighbourhood of a hundred times during the playoffs and, frankly, the cleverness of the spot has faded. Ditto a half dozen other spots that run ad nauseum.
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5565...It Is Kathleen Wynne
She is the new leader of the Liberal Party in Ontario and the new preem of the most important province in Canada and one of the most important states in the world.
She says she doesn't want, nor does Ontario need, an election.
Let's hope that Tim Hudak, as if, thinks of Ontario before his desire to destroy Ontario.
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She says she doesn't want, nor does Ontario need, an election.
Let's hope that Tim Hudak, as if, thinks of Ontario before his desire to destroy Ontario.
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Saturday, January 26, 2013
5564...Hating On Dalton McGuinty
The Dalton McGuinty era has ended and the haters are hating.
F*ck 'em.
All.
When you compare Ontario to the many states and two provinces that border on it you will see that Dalton McGuinty did an amazing job and kept Ontario ahead of the rest of the states and provs that abut Ontario. He had tremendous vision for the province and although he occasionally overstepped he is possibly the greatest Premier in the history of Ontario.
If you are one of those heart thinkers that thinks Tim Hudak is the answer, OMG, give your head a shake. A beeg shake.
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F*ck 'em.
All.
When you compare Ontario to the many states and two provinces that border on it you will see that Dalton McGuinty did an amazing job and kept Ontario ahead of the rest of the states and provs that abut Ontario. He had tremendous vision for the province and although he occasionally overstepped he is possibly the greatest Premier in the history of Ontario.
If you are one of those heart thinkers that thinks Tim Hudak is the answer, OMG, give your head a shake. A beeg shake.
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5562...Rob Ford Back At Work
He is the mayor of Toronto that everyone hates. Except for the voters.
At CITY TV, Toronto poll released yesterday indicated that 51 per cent of Torontoians would re elect the big man to the big chair if an election was imminent.
The chattering classes are not impressed and are threatening to move to the Muskokas to be with their people.
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At CITY TV, Toronto poll released yesterday indicated that 51 per cent of Torontoians would re elect the big man to the big chair if an election was imminent.
The chattering classes are not impressed and are threatening to move to the Muskokas to be with their people.
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Friday, January 25, 2013
5561...Quebec, Quebec, Quebec
In an Alanis Morrisettian sort of way, i.e. Isn't It Ironic, Quebec both has the highest amount of couples shacked up, about a third according to Global News, and is the only province that doesn't recognized conjoined couples as married under the eyes of the law.
Global goes on to report that "By a slim majority, the Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that Quebec does not have to give common-law spouses the same rights as married couples."
This of course makes falling out of love even more Neil Sedakaish than in the ROC, you know, Breaking Up Is Hard To Do.
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Global goes on to report that "By a slim majority, the Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that Quebec does not have to give common-law spouses the same rights as married couples."
This of course makes falling out of love even more Neil Sedakaish than in the ROC, you know, Breaking Up Is Hard To Do.
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5560...Penis Measuring App For Yer I Phone
You cannot make this stuff up.
Beta.com has a nice little story about an app that the world has been crying for.
Like I said, you cannot make this stuff up.
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Beta.com has a nice little story about an app that the world has been crying for.
Apple used to be quite picky about what apps it let through into the App Store, but it’s relaxed the rules in recent times, and now we’ve reached the point where an app that lets you measure your member and see how you compare in the length and/or girth world rankings is perfectly fine.
Like I said, you cannot make this stuff up.
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5559...Another Reason The Irish Are Best
It's Robbie Burns day.
That is the big Scottish day that you have to be reminded of every year.
I bet you don't have to be reminded of the big Irish holiday.
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That is the big Scottish day that you have to be reminded of every year.
I bet you don't have to be reminded of the big Irish holiday.
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Thursday, January 24, 2013
5558...Tim Hudak And Plan Destroy Ontario
So here is the Progressive Conservative leader's plan for Ontario.
First bring in RTW, Right To Work, which will destroy unions and save us money by having ten dollar an hour bus drivers and and and.
Secondly, as part of Tim Hudak's war on the poor, he intends to cut back on welfare coz, apparently, everyone on welfare is a freeloader and, even though they are 68 per cent below the poverty line, are living large.
Thirdly he is going to put 10,000 school support staff in the welfare que, which I certain I spelled wrong, by firing their asses.
Says so in today's Ottawa Citizen. "Ontario’s Progressive Conservative party wants to halt the rollout of full-day kindergarten, increase class sizes, cut 10,000 support staff positions, introduce standardized testing for Grade 8 students to measure their scientific knowledge, and build new schools faster in burgeoning suburbs."
Plus they want to increase class sizes by about 15 per cent.
The difference between Mr. Hudak and whomever takes over the Libs in Ontario is that we know for sure that Mr. Hudak is telling the truth. That is scary.
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First bring in RTW, Right To Work, which will destroy unions and save us money by having ten dollar an hour bus drivers and and and.
Secondly, as part of Tim Hudak's war on the poor, he intends to cut back on welfare coz, apparently, everyone on welfare is a freeloader and, even though they are 68 per cent below the poverty line, are living large.
Thirdly he is going to put 10,000 school support staff in the welfare que, which I certain I spelled wrong, by firing their asses.
Says so in today's Ottawa Citizen. "Ontario’s Progressive Conservative party wants to halt the rollout of full-day kindergarten, increase class sizes, cut 10,000 support staff positions, introduce standardized testing for Grade 8 students to measure their scientific knowledge, and build new schools faster in burgeoning suburbs."
Plus they want to increase class sizes by about 15 per cent.
The difference between Mr. Hudak and whomever takes over the Libs in Ontario is that we know for sure that Mr. Hudak is telling the truth. That is scary.
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5557...Lance Armstrong And The Bible
My real world and Facebook friend Mike McDonald, no not the comedian, may be it is the name that does it, writes that "If these lawsuits against Lance Armstrong for lying in his book are successful, the fella who wrote the Bible might wanna lawyer up."
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5556...Twitter Fight Between Brazeau And Spence
You know you are supposed to win the war then have the Civil War. Ireland and Russia come immediately to mind but there are others. Our beloved First Nation's people don't seem to get that.
In today's Huffington Post the pseudo-hungerstriker/cleanser "Attawapiskat Chief Theresa Spence, or whoever is controlling her account, took to Twitter Thursday to call Senator Patrick Brazeau a 'typical colonized indian asshole.'"
It is deny, deny, deny in the camp of Chief Spence, who btw the way made it about six weeks on her hunger strike and went UP a size. The problem of course is that Senator "Brazeau, an Algonquin from the Kitigan Zibi reserve in Quebec, has long been critical of fiscal accountability on reserves..."
What? You don't trust her?
Just coz she is a liar is no reason to, wait, you may have a point there Senator Ponytail.
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In today's Huffington Post the pseudo-hungerstriker/cleanser "Attawapiskat Chief Theresa Spence, or whoever is controlling her account, took to Twitter Thursday to call Senator Patrick Brazeau a 'typical colonized indian asshole.'"
It is deny, deny, deny in the camp of Chief Spence, who btw the way made it about six weeks on her hunger strike and went UP a size. The problem of course is that Senator "Brazeau, an Algonquin from the Kitigan Zibi reserve in Quebec, has long been critical of fiscal accountability on reserves..."
What? You don't trust her?
Just coz she is a liar is no reason to, wait, you may have a point there Senator Ponytail.
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5555...Brian Masse On Tony Clements
My Facebook friend and Dipper MP from The Rose City, Brian Masse comments on The National Post story that is headlined thus:
Despite Tory promises, spending cuts haven’t saved any money at all: Parliamentary budget officer report
Mr. Masse reacted to the article in this fashion: "They closed our Immigration Office to the public in Windsor, let Service Canada people go, Border Officers cut and are closing our Veterans Office to name a few. Tony's mortal enemy: facts and math."
True dat.
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True dat.
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013
5554...At Least They Are Awake
Global News tells all that a study done by somebody, somewhere, says that one in five Canuck High Schoolers mix booze with energy drinks.
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5553...Apparently They Do All Look The Same
NESN.com, the New England Sports Network's website, reports that "On Monday, [Bill] Russell was attending President Barack Obama‘s second inauguration, and did so in style. The 11-time NBA champion wore a Celtics hat to the ceremony, as if that would be enough to identify him. Still, ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos mixed up Russell with another celebrity, mistakenly identifying the former center as actor Morgan Freeman when spotted by television cameras. The anchor quickly corrected himself but the damage was done.
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5552...Coldest Day Of The Year
Seriously.
Reverse melt down.
Minus 40 ish in Ottawa.
The beauty of minus 40 is you don't have to convert from C to F.
How cold is it?
Theresa Spence's pizza delivery guy couldn't get his car started.
That is cold.
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Reverse melt down.
Minus 40 ish in Ottawa.
The beauty of minus 40 is you don't have to convert from C to F.
How cold is it?
Theresa Spence's pizza delivery guy couldn't get his car started.
That is cold.
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5550...It Is A Party In Gatineau
Except the partiers did not know they were going to be partying.
CBC News in Ottawa yesterday reported that "A woman in Gatineau, Que., has been charged following complaints by two co-workers at a financial institution that their lunches were poisoned, police say.
CBC News in Ottawa yesterday reported that "A woman in Gatineau, Que., has been charged following complaints by two co-workers at a financial institution that their lunches were poisoned, police say.
A police investigation was launched after a complaint on Feb. 16, 2012, that one worker was taken to hospital after eating lunch. Later, tests showed an antipsychotic drug was added to the food. Police say there were also multiple incidents between April 1 and Dec. 31, 2011."
I don't know; the hallucinations should have been a nice break in their day, doncha think?
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Tuesday, January 22, 2013
5549...University Of Ottawa Makes Me Proud
That I went to Carleton.
Denis Rancourt, a prof, or ex prof, I forget, at the U of Zero, shares this on Facebook:
News item on the U ofO web site, Faculty of engineering: "Human hamster wheel built by uOttawa students draws rave reviews..."
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Denis Rancourt, a prof, or ex prof, I forget, at the U of Zero, shares this on Facebook:
News item on the U ofO web site, Faculty of engineering: "Human hamster wheel built by uOttawa students draws rave reviews..."
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5548...Tim Hudak's Paths To Prosperity
The man who would and could be Prime Minister of all that is Ontario, the pseudo Progressive but really Conservative Tim Hudak, has determined that the money problems that face the province are caused by the poor people who, apparently, have all the money.
That seems to be what he said in his Paths to Prosperity: Welfare to Work white paper. What he neglected to mention in the white paper is that welfare, according to The Toronto Star piece from Sunday last, puts one 68 per cent below the poverty line.
Also there don't seem to be that many jobs out there either Mr. Hudak.
Why don't you work on that first?
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That seems to be what he said in his Paths to Prosperity: Welfare to Work white paper. What he neglected to mention in the white paper is that welfare, according to The Toronto Star piece from Sunday last, puts one 68 per cent below the poverty line.
Also there don't seem to be that many jobs out there either Mr. Hudak.
Why don't you work on that first?
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Monday, January 21, 2013
5545...Corporate Welfare
That would be SUN TV.
Their parent company, Quebecor, is whining coz they are losing beaucoup d'argent, forecasting in The Huffington Post "...that Sun TV will lose $19.5 million in 2013, $18.9 million in 2014 and $18.1 million in 2015 — with losses in the tens of millions carrying on each year through to 2020."
Their solution of course is to put on programming that people like, you know like, for example, TSN does, then people will freely give you money and turn that red ink into black.
Capitalism.
Wait. That is not their plan.
No their plan is to plead with the CRTC to put the channel on basic cable which will increase my cable bill by over two bucks a year. I realize, Pierre Peladeau, by the way I love your wife, Julie Snyder, that that is less than a penny a day but wtf, why does the fact that your peeps cannot program a channel that people want to pay a little bit for my problem?
Corporate welfare. I thought y'all were against that.
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Their parent company, Quebecor, is whining coz they are losing beaucoup d'argent, forecasting in The Huffington Post "...that Sun TV will lose $19.5 million in 2013, $18.9 million in 2014 and $18.1 million in 2015 — with losses in the tens of millions carrying on each year through to 2020."
Their solution of course is to put on programming that people like, you know like, for example, TSN does, then people will freely give you money and turn that red ink into black.
Capitalism.
Wait. That is not their plan.
No their plan is to plead with the CRTC to put the channel on basic cable which will increase my cable bill by over two bucks a year. I realize, Pierre Peladeau, by the way I love your wife, Julie Snyder, that that is less than a penny a day but wtf, why does the fact that your peeps cannot program a channel that people want to pay a little bit for my problem?
Corporate welfare. I thought y'all were against that.
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5544...Most Famous Ontarioian Is
Andrew Wiggins.
Perhaps not today but next year when he is wrecking it in college basketball NCAA style you can tell the world you read it here first.
He is out of Vaughn, Ontario and is playing at a prep school in West Virginia, Huntington Prep. His dad was in the NBA; his mom medalled in track for Canada at the Olympics and he is the best basketball player in the world not currently in the NBA.
He can go anywhere he wants, I am hoping he picks Carleton, but will probably go to mom and dad's alma mater Florida State, kill it there for a year or two and then transition to being the next one in the NBA.
And become the most famous Ontarioian of his time.
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Perhaps not today but next year when he is wrecking it in college basketball NCAA style you can tell the world you read it here first.
He is out of Vaughn, Ontario and is playing at a prep school in West Virginia, Huntington Prep. His dad was in the NBA; his mom medalled in track for Canada at the Olympics and he is the best basketball player in the world not currently in the NBA.
He can go anywhere he wants, I am hoping he picks Carleton, but will probably go to mom and dad's alma mater Florida State, kill it there for a year or two and then transition to being the next one in the NBA.
And become the most famous Ontarioian of his time.
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5543...Home Stretch In Ontario For Liberals/Preem
So here is the deal. The front runners are two women, imagine, neck and neck. Windsor's Sandra Pupatello and the GTA's Kathleen Wynne.
Ms. Pupatello did not run last time out coz she, well I presume she offered the same old "...I want to spend more time with my family..." bullsh*t. Truth be told she just got tired of doing the heavy lifting required at Queen's Park and wanted to make some money. Then this fell into her lap.
Electorally Ms. Wynne has three things that will make her a difficult sell to Ontarioioioians. First off she is from Toronto and you know how the rest of Ontario feels about T.dot. Secondly she is a woman. Oh yeah, that matters. Thirdly she is a homosexual. That matters too.
For those of you inclined to forget history let me remind you that our current Premier, Dalton McGuinty, came off the backbenches in '99, had zero chance of becoming leader and became leader. Frankly I don't see that happening this time out just coz the organizational skills that surround Mr. McGuinty are not present this time out.
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Ms. Pupatello did not run last time out coz she, well I presume she offered the same old "...I want to spend more time with my family..." bullsh*t. Truth be told she just got tired of doing the heavy lifting required at Queen's Park and wanted to make some money. Then this fell into her lap.
Electorally Ms. Wynne has three things that will make her a difficult sell to Ontarioioioians. First off she is from Toronto and you know how the rest of Ontario feels about T.dot. Secondly she is a woman. Oh yeah, that matters. Thirdly she is a homosexual. That matters too.
For those of you inclined to forget history let me remind you that our current Premier, Dalton McGuinty, came off the backbenches in '99, had zero chance of becoming leader and became leader. Frankly I don't see that happening this time out just coz the organizational skills that surround Mr. McGuinty are not present this time out.
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5541...Happy Martin Luther King Day
Yes it is here and, kismet, it coincides with President Barack Obama's inauguration.
For puck heads it means hockey in the afternoon; for ballers hoop in the jour.
Give 'er.
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For puck heads it means hockey in the afternoon; for ballers hoop in the jour.
Give 'er.
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Sunday, January 20, 2013
5540...Somebody Could Get Shot On Highway 63
In The National Post the other day there was this piece of prose:
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Athabasca Chipewyan First Nation Chief Allan Adam said that while there are no plans to shut down Highway 63, the only all-weather road to Fort McMurray, on Wednesday, the government should expect a months-long summer blockade if it does not repeal or amend its recently passed omnibus budget bill that made changes to the Indian Act and the Navigable Waterways Act.This is not going to be good. For anyone. Stephen Harper the weight is on you.
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5539...Brian Mulroney On First Nation's
QMI had a piece this day on their interview with the only Prime Minister to produce not one but two TV talking heads, Brian Mulroney.
The former leader "...spoke to QMI Agency about the Idle No More movement, where native Canadians have been protesting across the country against what is seen as attacks on their sovereignty by the Canadian government. He said that native and non-native leaders in Canada have a 'reasonable chance' to resolve the crisis if they all come together for negotiations. However, Mulroney warned, if talks don't involve all parties, 'then the chances are zero.'"
Mr. Mulroney, who was the boss during the Oka crisis two plus decades ago, stated the unstated obvious when he said that "'We have to understand that after 145 years since Confederation, Canada has failed its native population,' "
Your move Stephen Harper.
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The former leader "...spoke to QMI Agency about the Idle No More movement, where native Canadians have been protesting across the country against what is seen as attacks on their sovereignty by the Canadian government. He said that native and non-native leaders in Canada have a 'reasonable chance' to resolve the crisis if they all come together for negotiations. However, Mulroney warned, if talks don't involve all parties, 'then the chances are zero.'"
Mr. Mulroney, who was the boss during the Oka crisis two plus decades ago, stated the unstated obvious when he said that "'We have to understand that after 145 years since Confederation, Canada has failed its native population,' "
Your move Stephen Harper.
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5538...Nah, We Just Don't Like You
Just found a piece from late last year in The Ottawa Citizen where Senator Patrick Brazeau laments that one of the reasons no one likes him is "... perhaps (it's) the fact that I'm also aboriginal."
Nah, we just don't like you.
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Nah, we just don't like you.
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5537...Today's Thought Of The Day V.2
Sarah SilvermanPeople don't say "it's a free country" much anymore
True dat.
Sad but true on both sides of the border.
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5536...Martin Cauchon In The House
Redsox seem to be the symbol for his campaign.
This is him in Van.
A bit of comp for JT and the Spaceman.
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This is him in Van.
A bit of comp for JT and the Spaceman.
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5535...Sunday's Thought Of The Day
From Addicting Info via my real world friend Rodney Berg on Facebook comes this. Of course it will a/ never happen and b/ if it does the government will figure a way to piss the money away. Still, considering less than a third of us go to church, mosque, synagogue this seems reasonable to this Catholic boy.
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5534...Championship Sunday In Ottawa
Yes the NFC championship, Atlanta hosting the 9ers, and the AFC championship, The Tom Brady's vs. The Ray Lewises will be held in the same place the Olympics, The Masters and The Stanley Cup playoffs are held. In my living room.
Look for me in my sweatpants and Deleware sweatshirt.
Go Ravens!
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Look for me in my sweatpants and Deleware sweatshirt.
Go Ravens!
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Saturday, January 19, 2013
5533...Manti T'eo Has A Future In Politics
He's a liar, he by the way is the closeted Notre Dame star and former sure fire first rounder until this week's breaking news about his non existent/never was girlfriend.
As I wrote above Manti T'eo is a liar but he is so good at layering lies upon lies that he could get a job in The Prime Minister's Office Monday.
He told ESPN's Jeremy Schapp that he was lying then, sorta, but he isn't lying now and he never knew her coz she didn't exist but he did lie about knowing her but he isn't lying now and it was all a big hoax but he is a victim not a victimizer and you should feel sorry for him and yes this makes no sense but one thing is for sure.
He has a future in politics.
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As I wrote above Manti T'eo is a liar but he is so good at layering lies upon lies that he could get a job in The Prime Minister's Office Monday.
He told ESPN's Jeremy Schapp that he was lying then, sorta, but he isn't lying now and he never knew her coz she didn't exist but he did lie about knowing her but he isn't lying now and it was all a big hoax but he is a victim not a victimizer and you should feel sorry for him and yes this makes no sense but one thing is for sure.
He has a future in politics.
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5532...Googlelessish For Chief Theresa Spence
Her fame is diminishing by the day.
But one has to give her props. Her hunger strike, which is as genuine as Manti T'eo's girlfriend, served the purpose of making people all across Canada to at least think about First Nation's people.
Good, bad or ignored: I will take door number one or two over number three anyday.
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But one has to give her props. Her hunger strike, which is as genuine as Manti T'eo's girlfriend, served the purpose of making people all across Canada to at least think about First Nation's people.
Good, bad or ignored: I will take door number one or two over number three anyday.
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5531...Ottawa Senators Now Own Yer Capital
They are up 4/1 late in the third against Winnipeg and the horns are being honked and people are partying hard.
To know your capital you have to understand how strong a hold the NHL, especially the Sens and the Leafs, have on your capital.
Every game is a holiday.
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To know your capital you have to understand how strong a hold the NHL, especially the Sens and the Leafs, have on your capital.
Every game is a holiday.
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5530...Hockey Boycott Is On In Ottawa
Oh yeah.
It is rolling out the way I thought it would.
For example there was a line up to get into Local Heroes, a sports bar on Clyde at Merivale in Nepean.
Oh yeah.
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It is rolling out the way I thought it would.
For example there was a line up to get into Local Heroes, a sports bar on Clyde at Merivale in Nepean.
Oh yeah.
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Friday, January 18, 2013
5529...Headline Of The Day
From gawker.com:
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Cross-Dressing, Show-Tunes-Loving Connecticut Priest Busted for Selling Meth and Laundering Money Through His Sex Shop
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5528...Steve Maher Owes Me A Beer
Besides that he is a pretty cool guy.
The great Dean Del Mastro, who Mr. Maher and his partner Glen McGregor have firmly in their sites, doesn't think so.
The buffet busting MP from Peterbourgh has, allegedly, been caught doing something he were not supposed to do by Postmedia's dynamic duo. Chris Cobb in The Ottawa Citizen reports that his belated response was to have his boss, the PM, send a note from the PMO thru Mr. Del Mastro's office, to the Peterbourgh Examiner hating on Mr. Maher, going so far as to call him controversial.
OMG.
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The great Dean Del Mastro, who Mr. Maher and his partner Glen McGregor have firmly in their sites, doesn't think so.
The buffet busting MP from Peterbourgh has, allegedly, been caught doing something he were not supposed to do by Postmedia's dynamic duo. Chris Cobb in The Ottawa Citizen reports that his belated response was to have his boss, the PM, send a note from the PMO thru Mr. Del Mastro's office, to the Peterbourgh Examiner hating on Mr. Maher, going so far as to call him controversial.
OMG.
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5526...Tim Hudak Channels His Inner Mike Harris
It were in the Toronto Star this morning.
What the man who would be Premier will do is get Ontario on track the Tory way. On the backs of the poor. Starting with f'ing with welfare, known as Ontario Works, and super welfare, ODSP.
That, combined with RTW, right to work, will make everything all right.
Except it won't.
It will make everything worse.
Way worse.
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What the man who would be Premier will do is get Ontario on track the Tory way. On the backs of the poor. Starting with f'ing with welfare, known as Ontario Works, and super welfare, ODSP.
That, combined with RTW, right to work, will make everything all right.
Except it won't.
It will make everything worse.
Way worse.
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5525...Lance Armstrong And Oprah Highlight
Check this:
Lance Armstrong: "I'm a liar and a bully." Oprah: "With that résumé, you could be the next Republican nominee for President"
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Thursday, January 17, 2013
5524...Idle No More No So Popular
Hmmm.
The Huff Post reported earlier this day that "...a new poll reveals Canadians aren't exactly behind the demonstrations. And money management on First Nations reserves seems to be at the heart of the discontent.
The Huff Post reported earlier this day that "...a new poll reveals Canadians aren't exactly behind the demonstrations. And money management on First Nations reserves seems to be at the heart of the discontent.
Eighty-one per cent of Canadians believe reserves shouldn't receive more taxpayer money before external auditors are assigned, and 64 per cent think they got too much support from taxpayers, a number unchanged since July 2012, according to an Ipsos Reid poll conducted for National Post/Postmedia News and Global Television."
Interestingly my own personal observation in your capital has been that if they serve beer in quarts or pitchers at the place I am at the consensus is the same as above. If the joint serves lattes the folks in the joint are more pro First Nations.
My fave is when I hear white folks, I am Irish btw, that is pretty white, refer to themselves as settlers. Not really, at least not for this guy. Bred and born in Ottawa, Grace Hospital y'all.
The big concern of course is money and the mis use thereof. Fact of the matter is our FN friends need to rev up their PR. The poll indicated that "...60 per cent of Canadians said most First Nations problems are 'brought on by themselves,' an increase from 35 per cent in 1989.
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5523...Dear Abby,Dear AbbyYou Won't Believe This
With apologies to the greatest U. S. Postal worker ever, John Prine, I share the news I heard on CFRA, that being that Dear Abby is no more.
"Pauline Phillips, who created the iconic advice column Dear Abby, has died at the age of 94 in Minneapolis, the Associated Press reports." Her identical twin sister Esther was Ann Landers, her number one rival in the advice business.
Back in the day Dear Abby was in 1,200 papers a day and had a reach of 100,000,000 people.
She was 94.
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"Pauline Phillips, who created the iconic advice column Dear Abby, has died at the age of 94 in Minneapolis, the Associated Press reports." Her identical twin sister Esther was Ann Landers, her number one rival in the advice business.
Back in the day Dear Abby was in 1,200 papers a day and had a reach of 100,000,000 people.
She was 94.
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5522...Buffet Boy Is Back
Just days ago I was lamenting the loss of profile for Peterpatch Member of Parliament and Conservative fart catch Dean Del Mastro.
Kismet.
I get up this morning, take Mara for a wee walk and who`s name is on the front page of my home delivered copy of The Ottawa Citizen.
According to the front page article by Maher and McGregor the big boys, RCMP, have stepped up to the plate and are investigating El Roundo as I write this.
Karma.
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Kismet.
I get up this morning, take Mara for a wee walk and who`s name is on the front page of my home delivered copy of The Ottawa Citizen.
According to the front page article by Maher and McGregor the big boys, RCMP, have stepped up to the plate and are investigating El Roundo as I write this.
Karma.
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5521...Craziest Story Evah Is From ND`s Manti Te'o
Seriously.
Cut and paste from The Associated Press via Notre Dame.
This is insane in the membrane.
Read more:http://www.ctvnews.ca/sports/ncaa-football-star-manti-te-o-s-girlfriend-s-death-apparently-a-hoax-1.1117995#ixzz2IEa4bEN0
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Cut and paste from The Associated Press via Notre Dame.
This is insane in the membrane.
NCAA football star Manti Te'o's girlfriend's death apparently a hoax
Notre Dame has announced linebacker Manti Te'o was duped into an online relationship with a woman whose death was faked as part of an elaborate hoax.
Tom Coyne, The Associated Press
Published Thursday, Jan. 17, 2013 6:34AM EST
Published Thursday, Jan. 17, 2013 6:34AM EST
SOUTH BEND, Ind. -- Not long before Notre Dame played Michigan State last fall, word spread that Fighting Irish linebacker Manti Te'o had lost his grandmother and girlfriend within hours of each other.
Te'o never missed a practice and made a season-high 12 tackles, two pass breakups and a fumble recovery in a 20-3 victory against the Spartans. His inspired play became a stirring story line for the Fighting Irish as they made a run to the national championship game behind their humble, charismatic star.
Te'o's grandmother did indeed die. His girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, never existed.
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In this Nov. 17, 2012, file photo, Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o walks off the field following an NCAA college football game against Wake Forest in South Bend, Ind. (AP Photo/Michael Conroy, File)
In a shocking announcement Wednesday night, Notre Dame said Te'o was duped into an online relationship with a woman whose "death" from leukemia was faked by perpetrators of an elaborate hoax. The goal of the scam wasn't clear, though Notre Dame said it used an investigative firm to dig into the details after Te'o disclosed to them three weeks ago.
The hoax was disclosed hours after Deadspin.com posted a lengthy story, saying it could find no record that Kekua ever existed. The story suggests a friend of Te'o may have carried out the hoax and that the football player may have been in on it -- a stunning claim against a widely admired All-American who led the most famed program in college football back to the championship game for the first time since 1988.
"This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but over an extended period of time, I developed an emotional relationship with a woman I met online," Te'o said in a statement. "We maintained what I thought to be an authentic relationship by communicating frequently online and on the phone, and I grew to care deeply about her. "
However, he stopped short of saying he had ever met her in person or correcting reports that said he had, though he did on numerous occasions talk about how special the relationship was to him.
"To realize that I was the victim of what was apparently someone's sick joke and constant lies was, and is, painful and humiliating," he said. "In retrospect, I obviously should have been much more cautious. If anything good comes of this, I hope it is that others will be far more guarded when they engage with people online than I was."
Word of the hoax spread quickly and raised questions about whether the school somehow played a role in pushing the tale.
Notre Dame athletic director Jack Swarbrick said at a news conference that Te'o told coaches on Dec. 26 that he had received a call from Kekua's phone number while at an awards ceremony during the first week of December.
"When he answered it, it was a person whose voice sounded like the same person he had talked to, who told him that she was, in fact, not dead. Manti was very unnerved by that, as you might imagine," Swarbrick said.
Swarbrick said the school hired investigators and their report indicated those behind the hoax were in contact with each other, discussing what they were doing.
The investigators "were able to discover online chatter among the perpetrators that was certainly the ultimate proof of this, the joy they were taking," Swarbrick said. "The casualness among themselves they were talking about what they accomplished."
Swarbrick said for Te'o "the pain was real."
"The grief was real. The affection was real," he said. "That's the nature of this sad, cruel game."
Swarbrick added: "Nothing about what I have learned has shaken my faith in Manti Te'o one iota."
Swarbrick said Notre Dame did not take the matter to the police, saying that the school left it up to Te'o and his family to do so. He added that Notre Dame did not plan to release the findings of its investigation.
"We had no idea of motive, and that was really significant to us. ... Was somebody trying to create an NCAA violation at the core of this? Was there somebody trying to impact the outcome of football games by manipulating the emotions of a key player? Was there an extortion request coming? When you match the lack of sort of detail we lacked until we got some help investigating it with the risk involved, it was clear to me until we knew more we had to just to continue to work to try to gather the facts," Swarbrick said.
The Deadspin report changed all that.
Friends and relatives of Ronaiah Tuiasosopo told Deadspin they believe he created Kekua. The website said Te'o and Tuiasosopo knew each other. Attempts by The Associated Press to reach Tuiasosopo by telephone were unsuccessful.
As for Kekua, Deadspin said she does not have a death certificate. Stanford, where she reportedly went to school, has no record of anybody by that name, the website said. Deadspin said a record search produced no obituary or funeral announcement. There is no record of her birth in the news.
There are a few Twitter and Instagram accounts registered to Lennay Kekua, but the website reported that photographs identified as Kekua online and in TV news reports are pictures from the social-media accounts of a 22-year-old California woman who is not named Lennay Kekua.
Te'o talked freely about their relationship after her supposed death and how much she meant to him.
In a story that appeared in The South Bend Tribune on Oct. 12, Manti's father, Brian, recounted an anecdote about how his son and Kekua met after Notre Dame had played at Stanford in 2009. Brian Te'o also told the newspaper that Kekua had visited Hawaii and met with his son. Brian Te'o told the AP in an interview in October that he and his wife had never met Manti's girlfriend but they had hoped to at the Wake Forest game in November. The father said he believed the relationship was just beginning to get serious when she died.
The Tribune released a statement saying: "At the Tribune, we are as stunned by these revelations as everyone else. Indeed, this season we reported the story of this fake girlfriend and her death as details were given to us by Te'o, members of his family and his coaches at Notre Dame."
The week before Notre Dame played Michigan State on Sept. 15, coach Brian Kelly told reporters when asked that Te'o's grandmother and a friend had died. He said Kekua had told Te'o not to miss a game if she died. The linebacker turned in one of his best performances of the season and his playing through heartache became a prominent theme during the Irish's undefeated regular season. He finished second in Heisman voting.
"It further pains me that the grief I felt and the sympathies expressed to me at the time of my grandmother's death in September were in any way deepened by what I believed to be another significant loss in my life," Te'o said in his statement.
"I am enormously grateful for the support of my family, friends and Notre Dame fans throughout this year. To think that I shared with them my happiness about my relationship and details that I thought to be true about her just makes me sick. I hope that people can understand how trying and confusing this whole experience has been."
Te'o and the Irish lost the title game to Alabama, 42-14 on Jan. 7. He has graduated and was set to begin preparing for the NFL combine and draft at the IMG Academy in Bradenton, Fla., this week.
"Fortunately, I have many wonderful things in my life," he said in his statement, "and I'm looking forward to putting this painful experience behind me as I focus on preparing for the NFL draft."
Read more:http://www.ctvnews.ca/sports/ncaa-football-star-manti-te-o-s-girlfriend-s-death-apparently-a-hoax-1.1117995#ixzz2IEa4bEN0
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5520...The End Of The World Is Nigh
And I don`t even know what nigh means.
This is one of the signs of the imminent end of the planet. Gawker reports that "Backwards clothes pioneers Chris `Mac Daddy` Kelly and Chris `Daddy Mac` Smith — better known to older Millennials as kid rap outfit Kris Kross — have announced plans to reunite, bringing us all perilously close to '90s nostalgia singularity."
Next thing you know the Alanis Morrisette`s will be getting back together.
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This is one of the signs of the imminent end of the planet. Gawker reports that "Backwards clothes pioneers Chris `Mac Daddy` Kelly and Chris `Daddy Mac` Smith — better known to older Millennials as kid rap outfit Kris Kross — have announced plans to reunite, bringing us all perilously close to '90s nostalgia singularity."
Next thing you know the Alanis Morrisette`s will be getting back together.
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013
5519...Only In Ottawa
This is a weird town.
Example: today in Ottawa two gentlemen, it seemingly is always men who do this, barricaded themselves in two different houses.
Let me clarify. One man barricade himself in an apartment in The Glebe, a poncy neighbourhood a couple of clicks south of Parliament Hill. The other happened in the deep suburb of Barrhaven.
They were by themselves.
What they did was take themselves hostage.
Not that that is weird.
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Example: today in Ottawa two gentlemen, it seemingly is always men who do this, barricaded themselves in two different houses.
Let me clarify. One man barricade himself in an apartment in The Glebe, a poncy neighbourhood a couple of clicks south of Parliament Hill. The other happened in the deep suburb of Barrhaven.
They were by themselves.
What they did was take themselves hostage.
Not that that is weird.
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5518...Irony Re Native Blockade At Detroit/Windsor
Lead story on CJOH, the TV station of record in Ottawa, currently branded as CTV Ottawa, was the blockade of The Ambassador Bridge, the busiest, according to anchor Carol Anne Meehan, border crossing on the planet.
When I go to Click On Detroit, the web page for the NBC affiliate, WDIV, branded as Local 4, nothing on their front page about the blockade. Not a huge news day either; they have a Jimmy Hoffa story on the page.
Things that make me channel C & C Music Company and go hmmmmmmmm.
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5517...Google Anything
And you will see a tribute to the immortal 112 year old Frank Zamboni.
Not literally immortal coz he is dead but you know wot I mean.
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Not literally immortal coz he is dead but you know wot I mean.
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5516...Lance Armstrong Is Going On Oprah
I don`t know if you heard but she has her own network now, OWN. It has wickedly poor numbers but the whole world seems to talking about this interview with Lance Armstrong. Mr. Armstrong, who has, at best, an estranged relationship with the truth, is apparently coming clean during this interview. Or not. He is a liar after all.
This quote from the interview puzzles me: "As soon as I heard Paul Ryan claim he'd run a marathon in less than 3 hours, I knew the madness had to stop" That is your jump the shark moment Mr. Armstrong?
Oy and frigging vey I say.
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This quote from the interview puzzles me: "As soon as I heard Paul Ryan claim he'd run a marathon in less than 3 hours, I knew the madness had to stop" That is your jump the shark moment Mr. Armstrong?
Oy and frigging vey I say.
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5515...Boycott Over
Before it started.
If you are in a major Canuckistanian city like Ottawa you know that two weeks ago they, they being hockey fans, were going to show them, them being the NHL owners and players, what was what by not buying merch or tickets.
Now that the lock out is settled, not so much.
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If you are in a major Canuckistanian city like Ottawa you know that two weeks ago they, they being hockey fans, were going to show them, them being the NHL owners and players, what was what by not buying merch or tickets.
Now that the lock out is settled, not so much.
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5514...In The Midst Of This Year's Flu Epidiemic
Racism rears its ugly head.
From tastefullyoffensive.com.
Yes, you are right, I do seem to have a lot of time on my hands.
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From tastefullyoffensive.com.
Yes, you are right, I do seem to have a lot of time on my hands.
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5513...You Don't Get Much For 6,000 Billion A Year
Remedial journalism.
Via Bleacher Report through my Facebook friend Gare Joyce.
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Via Bleacher Report through my Facebook friend Gare Joyce.
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5512...Why Brits Have Big Teeth
And they do.
Found out why in The Daily Telegram. According to that esteemed rag Tesco, Iceland, Lidl, Aldi and Dunnes Stores, uh these are grocery stores that are as big as say Loblaws or Safeway or Super C, have been selling hamburgers that contain just a tad under 30 per cent, think Ken Dryden, Secretariat.
The problem is that they, the grocery stores, did not tell anyone.
Imagine.
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Found out why in The Daily Telegram. According to that esteemed rag Tesco, Iceland, Lidl, Aldi and Dunnes Stores, uh these are grocery stores that are as big as say Loblaws or Safeway or Super C, have been selling hamburgers that contain just a tad under 30 per cent, think Ken Dryden, Secretariat.
The problem is that they, the grocery stores, did not tell anyone.
Imagine.
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013
5511...People Don't Like Change
Check this out from Airchecker Canada. It is a cut and paste about the early days of the car radio.
n 1930, laws were proposed in Massachusetts and St. Louis to ban radios while driving. According to automotive historian Michael Lamm, “Opponents of car radios argued that they distracted drivers and caused accidents, that tuning them took a driver’s attention away from the road, and that music could lull a driver to sleep.”
Even the Auto Club of New York agreed. In their 1934 poll, 56 percent deemed the car radio a “dangerous distraction.” Arguing the other side was the Radio Manufacturers Association, who pointed out that car radios could be used to warn drivers of inclement weather and bad road conditions, as well as keeping them awake when they got drowsy.
A little history on the car radio: The first one was introduced in 1922 by Chevrolet. It cost a whopping $200, and with an antenna that covered the car’s entire roof, batteries that barely fit under the front seat and two mammoth speakers attached behind the seat, it was about as convenient as taking a live orchestra along for a ride.
Sounds a bit cell phonish, eh?
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n 1930, laws were proposed in Massachusetts and St. Louis to ban radios while driving. According to automotive historian Michael Lamm, “Opponents of car radios argued that they distracted drivers and caused accidents, that tuning them took a driver’s attention away from the road, and that music could lull a driver to sleep.”
Even the Auto Club of New York agreed. In their 1934 poll, 56 percent deemed the car radio a “dangerous distraction.” Arguing the other side was the Radio Manufacturers Association, who pointed out that car radios could be used to warn drivers of inclement weather and bad road conditions, as well as keeping them awake when they got drowsy.
A little history on the car radio: The first one was introduced in 1922 by Chevrolet. It cost a whopping $200, and with an antenna that covered the car’s entire roof, batteries that barely fit under the front seat and two mammoth speakers attached behind the seat, it was about as convenient as taking a live orchestra along for a ride.
Sounds a bit cell phonish, eh?
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