3720...Prevent A Heart Attack

Here are the 8 things that tend to set off a heart attack, according to the American Heart Association, a group who knows these things:

•Coffee consumption (10.6 percent)
•Vigorous physical exercise (7.9 percent)
•Nose blowing (5.4 percent)
•Sexual intercourse (4.3 percent)
•Straining to defecate (3.6 percent)
•Cola consumption (3.5 percent)
•Being startled (2.7 percent)
•Being angry (1.3 percent)

Soooooooooooo expect my funeral to be a week Friday.

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