3468...Could He Be Sarah Palin's Vice President?

She is going to need someone to balance the ticket.

Cut and paste from Slate this morning:

Charlie Sheen is giving Mel Gibson a run for his money in the department of crazy. CBS has shut down the star's show, Two and a Half Men, after Sheen told Alex Jones' Infowars show that he wanted to brawl with Two and a Half creator Chuck Lorre in an octagon. "I violently hate Chaim Levine [Chuck Lorre]," he said on Thursday, calling from the Bahamas. "He's a stupid, stupid little man and a pussy punk that I'd never want to be like. That's me being polite," reports TMZ. Those comments were polite compared with his reaction after CBS and Warner Bros. axed his show for the remainder of the season. In a missive to fans, Sheen called Lorre a "contaminated little maggot," adding, "I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon." Sheen's antics haven't entirely killed his career yet, it seems. The same day, he told Radar via text message that he's poised to complete negotiations for a HBO show called Sheen's Corner. Sheen would be paid $5 million an episode for the program where he would invite guests (to his octagon?) to "focus on the truth and the absurd!"

Palin/Sheen 2012.

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