Steal.
Steal 180 dollars worth of deodorant.
Get caught stealing the above.
The Jersey Journal tells the sad yet stupid tale of the Kearny deodorant robber, a 43 year old fresh smelling lad from Newark, Eric Warren. This man was pinched in January of '10 at a Rite-Aid on Kearney Avenue in the New Jersey Devils' hometown, caught in the act he was, the act of shoving 180.00$ worth of deodorant down his pants.
He has been committing theft-related crimes since 1988, officials said.
It was his 75th arrest.
For theft or theftish crimes.
He got fifteen years.
By the way, in my view, Mr. Warren is not good at thiefing.
WFDS
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