Four bottles of champagne, $1,400; four hours worth of dances, $3,600; four bottles of Fiji water, $25; one "Breast of Fire" dinner, $11; and one "Roman Orgy" dinner, $14. Credit cards denied...priceless
Damn credit limits.
The Dallas Morning News reports that while we were watching Canada spank the USA in Junior hockey, Micah Lester Boswell, 43, and Elizabeth Ann Stewardson, 39, were at the Men's Club of Dallas, partying like motherf*ckers.
Sadly their credit cards were wobbly and they tried to dash and run on their 5K plus bill. The pair were arrested this morning for state jail felony theft of service after trying to walk out on the impressive list of carnal delights.
WFDS
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