Friday, January 27, 2012

4154...Mopeds Cull The Herd

Send this to Stephen Harper please.

I was on 2KHOU's website yesterday. It is Honolulu's oldest TV station. Or not.

I digress.

They had a great story about how mopeds are picking off seniors at an alarming [if you like cotton heads that is] rate.

Apparently allowing super annuated people who have had their licences pulled by the DMV to ride motorized vehicles [that go like 30 KMH] has resulted in a lot of uncoordinated old people with vision and balance issues in Hawaii to die.

Mr. Harper, if they dead you don't have to pay jack.

Here is the plan: on everyone's 65th birthday they get a moped. No license, no insurance and soon less geysers crowding the mall.

Culling the herd.

WFDS

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