Wednesday, October 26, 2011

4128...Hallowe'en Tips

As a former child I can tell what not to give out for the big day:

Toothbrushes: Even if you are a dentist.

Rice: Sure, I know, when you cook it there is more, but...

Double Bubble or Bazooka Joe: I am sure they were popular during the 1930s but now we have gum with flavour.

Pennies: When I was trick or treating they were worthless; they are now less than worthless. Even homeless people don't want pennies and they are homeless.

Homemade Treats: Crap you make at home is usually just that. Crap.

You are welcome.

WFDS

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