Thursday, September 15, 2011

4038...Strippers Be Smart Not Necessarily

Big story on Canoe and in the Suns, at least the one in Ottawa and the one in Toronto, about how smart the strippers are in Toronto. Like at least half or three quarters or all of them are in uni. Or, at least, college. The story made the clubs sound like libraries with music.

Urban Legend. One that I have been hearing for decades. She's a doctor, that one is a nurse, the other one is a lawyer. No, generally speaking, not so much. In fact I have one friend who used to peel, an Carleton grad, who swears that it was her personality that made her tons of dough. Of course after she got personality implants her income went up thirty per cent. Funny that.

I have known a lot of strippers, even went out with a handful, and I have to tell that regardless of what the papers say the clubs are not a repository of Mensa candidates. Densa yes; Mensa no. They are bars with naked people working in them.

I think that spinning these yarns makes the men that frequent these joints feel comfortable coz they can convince themselves that buy buying a table dance they are somehow furthering the intellectual resources of our country. Most times they are not; most times they are just paying a young woman a price for a valuable service.

WFDS

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