3963...We Got A Good Immigrant Here

Have, got, whatever.

And we are trying to force him back to where he is from.

His name is Matt Bonner and he is special. As in a special athlete, NBA player and a scholar.

Check this from TSN, The Sporting News: "Bonner never received less than an "A" as final grade in any class throughout his academic career, until he received a "C" on a chemistry exam in college, which led to a final grade of a "B"."

The Ottawa Sun had an editorial focusing on Mr.Bonner's quest for Canuckistanian citizenship. The New Hampshire native's wife Nadia is from Toronto and he, taxes be damned, spends his off time in the Big Smoke. He applied for citizenship back February of 2009, a few months before his little girl was born in Toronto.

Oh, did I mention he is an NBA player? And that our Olympic team sucks beyond suckatude? The lost by over sixty to F R A N C E. France. Not Serbia, not Lith, not the States. F R A N C E.

C'mon, you are not going to get a better immigrant than Matt Bonner plus he can hit the three.

Special rules for special people.

I am all for that and if Mr. Bonner could skate I think the Guv would be too.

WFDS