Len Berman, who sends me emails all the time tells me that "They've got a new food item at the ballpark in Cedar Rapids Iowa. The Kernels are offering a 2-pound pretzel. My daughter, the nutritionist, tells me that's about 2840 calories, with close to 600 grams of carbohydrates or about 40 slices of bread. You're invited to give the jumbo pretzel a name. Is the name, 'It's like eating two whole loaves of bread at once' taken?"
This is in a state that has no health care and, presumably, for those who eat the pretzel, short life spans.
You know it will float north in the same way chicken wings did.
WFDS
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