Thursday, July 8, 2010

2600...Jacksonville In The News

WOKV, Jacksonville Florida's News Leader's Rich Jones tells the heart tugging story of the hooker with the bad teeth:

Gainesville police say the man was negotiating a price for Jennifer Elder's services, when she smiled and showed him her nasty teeth.

When he tried to back out she grabbed his checkbook, which had $78 inside, and ran off.

He called police and Elder was arrested a short time later.

Investigators say he likely will not be charged for soliciting prostitution, since he was the victim of a felony.


That's why I always get them to smile first.

WFDS

1 comment:

  1. Boob job first; then worry about teeth..

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