4997...Twoonie Tuesday At PFK

PFK is known as KFC in the non Bill 101 world, nonetheless I believe that Twoonie Tuesday is universal.

It is also closer to two twoooonie Tuesday but I digress.

Here is what I don't quite get about KFC.  Two pieces of deeply fried chicken, wait, I got a third piece, plus fries and glow in the dark cole slaw and they throw in a handful of extra salt.

Just in case.

They should throw in a handful of Lipitor.

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4996...How About Them Expos

First place in the National League East.

Of course they are now called the Washington Nationals but, but, but.

As a former residence of Jonesville I have my fingers and toes crossed.  If they do make it into the post season I do believe it will be the first play off appearance for a DC team since before the Big One, World War Two.

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4995...Say A Prayer For Jim Watson

It is reported widely that Ottawa's boy mayor is, as I write this, undergoing his second round of treatment for skin cancer.

And if you are white like he and me don't forget to slip, slap and slop.

Slip on a shirt; slap on a hat and slop on some sunblock.

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4994...I Said National Socialist Not Nazi

That would be Amina Chaffai who QMI reports Tweeted that "The #PQ is a nationalist and socialist party, Adolf Hitler's party used the same national-socialist name."

Ah, yes, but you forgot one thing.

The Nazis were much better dressers.

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4993...Well It Is Quebec, Doh

Globe and Mail has this sweet headline this morning

Majority of Quebeckers feel their government is corrupt: poll

Turns out a Leger poll has found out that 70 per cent of Quebecers think their government is corrupt.

My question is:  what the hell is going through the other 30 per cent of Quebecers heads?

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4992...Terrell Owens Is Back

And just down the street from Vancouver.

Jay Glazer of FOX was the first to tell that the mercurial NFL wide out just signed a one year deal with the Seattle Seahawks.

No word on what Dr. Phil has to say about the signing.

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4991...Next Summer Olympics Are In Rio, Right?

Will they hold them during our summer or theirs?

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