Tuesday, March 31, 2009

52...Wednesday's Program on 93.1

Ah, tomorrow on the radio, Rogers 944, 93.1FM and www.ckcufm.com around the world I will have a crew of students, led by Jessica, from Thomas D'Arcy McGee High School on the Plateau in Hull who will be telling me and you all about their all ages anti poverty concert this Friday night.

Plus, by popular demand, my fave, Tic.

Wednesday morning, six.

WFDS

Monday, March 30, 2009

51...Wal Mart replies

And I still like them.

In post 42 I asked a question of Wal Mart and they replied.

The reason my high mileage oil change cost more was simple.

They buy the cheap oil in bulk; the high mileage stuff comes off the shelf.

Supply versus demand.

WFDS

50...Big Show on CKCU Tuesday March 31, 2009

Rise and shine kiddies, tomorrow on 93.1 in Ottawa, I, The World Famous Dan Shields, will be talking with a true star, Jesse Dylan, the host of a radio program on both satellite and the 'net, mostly about his book, Life with Jesse Dylan: Redefining Health with the Greatest Visionaries of Our Time.

Both Mr. Dylan's book and the radio show are all about finding the secrets to living a better and longer life holistically.

I have no clue what that means either.

What I do know is, Jesse along with his partner Gene Valaitis, were monsters in Toronto for a decade or more on 680CFTR and Q107; he is a brilliant performer and that has me pysched and should have you tuning in.

WFDS

49...Hookers are messy

And it is a mess that ShamWow may not be able to clean up.

According to a number of sources [SmokingGun.com, myFOX Los Angeles, theHartfordCourant.com] Vince Offer Shlomi [what a beautiful middle name by the way] punched out a 'ho in South Beach, Miami Beach, Florida in February. He met his dream date at a club, paid her a cool thousand dollars to do the deed and claims that while having sex the woman bit his tongue and, "wouldn't let go".

Some would pay extra for that but, I digress.

The Hartford Courant article goes on to state that "Schlomi has yet to be charged in the incident. Meanwhile the company, which makes absorbent clothes [sic], has not dumped the spokesman."

WFDS

Saturday, March 28, 2009

48...This Kills Me

CJAD is the number one station in English Montreal for News, Information and Sports. I have been listening to AM800 since forever.

I saw a bit on CTV's W5 about gambling today and they had the three to five am host Saul from Last Call With Saul so I decided to check out their website, www.cjad.com and lo and behold not only do they have that show but they also are the English flagship station for the Montreal Canadiens and they have a comedy show every nite from eleven to midnite.

I clicked on the comedy banner and it looks pretty cool.

The coolest thing about the CJAD Comedy Show is its host, Ernie Butler.

By cool I mean so cool that Mr. Butler is cold.

Ice cold.

Coz Mr. Butler died about two years ago.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Butler

This I gotta hear.

WFDS

47...I painted my big toes Orange and Blue for this?

Oklahoma 84

Syracuse 71

WFDS

Friday, March 27, 2009

46...They cancelled my show

Just read in The Ottawa Citizen online that they have cancelled my show, well, not my show per se but the show that I was on regularly, CBC TV Ottawa's "Living In Ottawa." Man, I thought that was a twenty year show.

I was on air like once a week for two years; zero times a week in year three.

We weren't cancelled after year one or year two. Year three, cancelled.

Things that make me go hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

WFDS