Wednesday, June 8, 2011

3839...Me On The Radio Thursday

From 7 to 8 it will be an honour to de entertain you with the worst song in history.

It is from Europe, well, Norway, and it makes Rebecca Black look like a female singer you like.

Crappy Housewife, Ottawa debut tomorrow with me, the WFDS, on 93.1 CKCU in Ottawa.

WFDS

3838...May Be He Will Finish It On The Plane

It is the book that he is writing about hockey. He is our beloved Prime Minister and he will be in Boston ce soir to cheer on the Vancouver Canucks in game four of the Stanley Cup finals.

What a lucky fan he is.

Question: does PM Stephen Harper have to go through customs like the rest of us? And if not could he bring me back a 40 of Wild Turkey?

WFDS

3837...When You Gonna Finish That Book?

Yes I am talking to you Stephen Harper.

That hockey book you have been writing.

Give 'er.

WFDS

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

3836...Stealing A Wheel Chair Is Evil

Stealing a dog's wheelchair is double evil.

CBS Boston tells one and all that "Dave Feeney told WBZ-TV someone stole the device that helps his 12-year-old Belgian Shepherd “Lucky” get around. The dog was hit by a car a few years ago and lost the use of his hind legs."

A special place in hell awaits the thief.

WFDS

3835...Apparently He Does Not Have Rogers

He being Moammar Gadhafi, the leader of the Libyans, sort of.

The USA [et. al.] bombed the living f*ck out of his compound for the 14,345th time today and he is still living there and, apparently, the cable and internet is still on.

Geez, a big truck drives by my crib and Rogers shows me nothing but a blue screen.

WFDS

3834...I Wonder If It Is A Unionized Gig?

The person being offered a job is former Senate page Brigette DePape.

The offerer is famed lefty film maker and, according the the National Post online, bad boss Michael Moore.

According to Matt Gurney Mr. Moore is famed for being cranky and using non union employees on his flicks. Mr. Gurney writes "Does he really need DePape suddenly unfurling a sign about her lousy working conditions the next time Moore is speaking at an event?"

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3833...Happy Daze For Stephen Harper

First a massive majority.

Secondly a budget that he has been wanting to pass for eons.

Thirdly, reported by Warren Kinsella in the Suns, a key trio of Pequistes quit Monday virtually assuring the relection of Liberal in name only Premier Jean Charest in La Belle.

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