Tuesday, October 22, 2013

6350...tic Turns 500 = Free Food

tic is a personal friend of mine.  And, yes, lower case.

tic is also a presenter on 93.1 CKCU, Ottawa's 37th most popular radio station.



tic is celebrating his 500th show tomorrow and is buying breakfast.

I will be at Oliver's wearing my black sombrero and eating like a motherf*cker.

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6349...Michael Duffy Doth Grovel

So doeth Senators Patrick Brazeau and that TV chick from Saskabush, Pam Wallin.

     

One presumes that when called to the trough they thought it was like marriage.  Til death do us part.

Btw on that note the divorce rate in Canada is 41 per cent according to Stats Can.

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Monday, October 21, 2013

6348...Mike Duffy Doth Protest

Too much methinks.

The Honourable Senator for Kanata-Prince Edward Island's mouth piece, Donald Bayne, was on CBC Newsworld over my lunch hour explaining everything but truly explaining nothing.



In defense of the former federal buffet and open bar inspector it truly sucks that they, they being our beloved Prime Minister Stephen Harper, have cut off his pay.  Don't they know that the man has to eat?

A lot.

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6347...Happy Halloween Matt Schaub

He's the quarterback for the Houston Texans.

They were picked as the team to beat, the putative 2014 Super Bowl champs.

Turns out he sucks.

So, as reported by KHOU TV in Houston, he is dead to the Rhoda Morgenstern's of Kroger's, a grocery store in the city.

Kroger apologizes for Schaub tombstone display inside store


Feel the love.

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Tuesday, October 1, 2013

6346...Margaret Atwood Has A 3 Stooges Thang

Love the Larry haircut.

Group of notable Canadian women campaign to restore O Canada’s original lyrics


For anyone who has had to write an essay about The Stone Angel, good on her.

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Friday, September 27, 2013

6345...Senator/Chief Vern White Won't Like This

With all due respect to Senator Vern White he is wrong about safe injection sites.

He had a letter to the editor published in the two big Ottawa dailies Thursday slamming said sites.

Giving free needles to junkies seems to be counter intuitive and costly but according to information reported from the Washington's Department of Health today in The Atlantic it is neither:  "...the repeal of a decade-long ban that prevented D.C. from using local funding for clean needle exchanges led to a major reduction of needle-caused HIV infections. The city is now reporting an astonishing 80 percent decrease in the number of newly diagnosed HIV cases where the reported mode of transmission was injection drug use."

Furthermore "... In 2007, the year Congress lifted the 1998 ban on D.C.'s needle exchanges, there were 149 cases of needle-caused HIV. In 2011, there were just 30."

It is difficult to wrap one's head around the fact that giving junkies needles is going to help reduce HIV.  Empirical data says it does.  Less HIV equals significant health savings.

It surprises me when presumed fiscal conservatives like Senator White and the rest of the Stephen Harpers reject the fact that, for example, as the LA Times reported, "...The California Department of Public Health calculates the lifetime costs of treating one person with HIV at $385,200. If those 34,000 Angelenos had an HIV rate of 16% rather than 5%, we'd be spending an additional $1.4 billion in treatment costs."  That's an LRT's worth of savings.

Not only are needle exchanges the right thing morally they are the right thing financially.

If anything Health Canada and its provincial counterparts should be all over this file.

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Saturday, September 7, 2013

6343...Ottawa Is Montreal Lite

It really is.

Montreal, as you know, is where the unthinkable happens on a regular basis.

Ottawa has similar issues, although they tend to be more benign.

Case in point:  Oktoberfest.

Just saw an ad for Ottawa Oktoberfest.

It is being held this year from September 27 to the 29th.

Seriously.

http://www.oktoberfestottawa.com/

One would think...

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6342...Joe Pao Pao Is A Gift

Jennifer Brenning, the athletic director at Carleton, wasn't raised by her momma to be no fool.

That be why she scheduled Joe Pao Pao and the Waterloo Warriors to be the first home opponent of the new Carleton Ravens football team.  The first year Ravens have a cool logo, multiple unis ala the Oregon Ducks but are not, as expected, too good at football.  In fact they are so not good at football that they lost 71-4 against the Western Mustangs last week.



Don't fret.  Joe Pao Pao to the rescue.  If there is going to be a W for alma mater today is the day.

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Thursday, September 5, 2013

6341...Forget About Harper And Trudeau

And that other fellow Mulcair.

NFL.



Tonight.

Peyton Manning/Joe Flacco.

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Saturday, August 24, 2013

6340...Senator Vern White Castigates Justin Trudeau

Twas in my morning Ottawa Sun.  Careerist supreme Senator Vern White was hating on Liberal leader Justin Trudeau for saying that he took a hit off a reefer while an MP.

This kind of self serving bullsh*t kills me.

It is not just Senator White; the Ottawa Sun contacted a bunch of local pols, Mayor Jimmy Watson included, and got a lot of non responses/no comments.

Seriously.  If you attended a post secondary educational institution any time since 1970 and you did not smoke pot at least once you are most probably lying.

That includes you Senator White.

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Friday, August 23, 2013

6339...Rob Ford Takes Out Hulk Hogan

Rob Ford's youth, he is only 44, and lower centre of gravity helped him defeat Hulk Hogan earlier today at FanExpoCanada in Toronto.

The pre match breakdown, via The National Post, goes like this:

National Post


This is the scene right after hizzoner smoked Mr. Hogan.

Tyler Anderson /  National Post

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6338...Orange Carleton Tonight

7ish.

Canadian Tire Centre.

And you thought there was nothing to do in Ottawa.

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Thursday, August 22, 2013

6337...Stronach Topless

Not the one you were hoping for though.  It's her dad, Frank Stronach, topless.

Mr. Stronach is now 80 and running for Grand Puba in Austria.



Apparently this topless thing is all the rage in Germany Light coz he ain't the only one who is doing it.  This younger buck is also running for the same spot and went all Speedo on us.



And no you are not the only one who thinks it is weird.

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6336...Important Message For Tim Hudak

You of course are aware that the soon to be ex leader of the Ontario Progressive Conservatives is the biggest Buffalo Bills fan extant.  Hometown team and all that, eh?



Just want to let Tim Hudak know that if he is planning on brown bagging it out to Orchard Park this season that the brown bag has to be opaque.

NFL rules and all that.

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6335...Blacks Poor Coz Of Eating Chicken

I canna make this stuff up.  

KVDR Denver reports that "In a meeting of the state’s Economic Opportunity Poverty Reduction Task Force Wednesday, Colorado State Sen. Vicki Marble (R)  Colorado State Sen. Vicki Marble (R) delivered a long monologue suggesting that the reason for poverty among certain minority groups was that they eat too much chicken and barbecue."

Another problem solved.

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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

6334...Back To School Specials

This is what low taxes and a competitive liquor industry gets one.

3 bottles for 9.90$.

No health care but you are sooooo drunk that you don't realize you are sick.  I think that is the theory.



America.

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6333...The Minimum Wage Big Mac



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6332...Hoop In Yer Capital

Oh yeah it is on.

Four big games this week in Ottawa.

Tonight it is Carleton on campus against the Wisconsin Badgers of the Big Ten.

Tomorrow the Badgers move over to Ottawa U.

Friday Carleton at the Canadian Tire Centre in Kanata versus last year's final four Syracuse Orange.

Saturday the U of Zero hosts the Orange.

Look for me at all games wearing my official red and black Carleton sombrero.

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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

6331...Transit Crisis In Toronto

Ferget about kids getting shot on the street cars and over crowded busses and trains.  Not to forget the subway, btw.

The Red Rocket has seen better days.

Now this.

The crisis is [and this is leading the news in the self proclaimed world class city, Toronto] that the new TTC, bus driver clothes, are going to be in the colours of an iconic NHL team.  

The Montreal Canadiens.

Operators of Toronto's TTC have rejected some proposed new uniforms for being too Habs-like. The Toronto workers don't want to be confused as supporting the likes of Alex Galchenyuk and the rest of the Montreal Canadiens.

This is a crisis.

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